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Category: Icky Things

Parasites are any living thing that lives in or on your body, and they are icky things. I’m talking about things like bacteria, viruses, germs, gunk, and gak.

  • Sir Herxalot

    Sir Herxalot

    Hey, it’s Jay. You already know how much I love my zapper. This February I was reminded of how much I love my zapper when I recently got an ear ache from being outdoors in the windy winter weather for way too long, and that evening when my ear started to hurt the zapper gave me immediate relief. The pain would go away for a couple hours, and then start to return. I’d zap again. The time became longer in between until I was well. It got better pretty fast. After a couple days, I had no hint of it at all and was good to go. Amazing!

    Friday came and we took our herbal parasite cleanse maintenance dose, which always feels like ten million more capsules than I want to take at one time, but we do it. Let me be frank: the herbs kick my ass. Every time I take the herbal parasite cleanse I get some sort of Herxheimer reaction. Usually I get a bit tired, but this time because I was a bit under the weather, I got cold symptoms, headache, stuffy nose, super sleepy, exhausted, and I had to lay down and sleep it off. When I am in tip top shape and feel good my reaction to the herbs is mild. When I’m a bit under the weather the herbs might make me need to nap for three days until I feel 100% again. Dr. Clark suggests to not cleanse when ill, and I would guess this is why. It hits you like a ton of bricks.

    At most zapping might make me a bit sleepy afterward, but I think the herbs are so dang thorough the body is forced to allocate all your energy to the sudden clean up. I imagine the white blood cells have to remove all those dead parasites and debris and the process is exhausting. I’m guessing the more bugs that get killed, the more tired you will be, and Dr. Clark states that the herbs reach all the places a zapper cannot, and I believe her.

    I zap so often, the only parasites I have are probably in the shielded areas of my body that electricity cannot reach. The herbs enter my bloodstream, and goodness gracious, I feel my energy drop, and I know I have targeted and eradicated something that I don’t want living inside of me. I accept the reaction as a sign of success that an ugly job that must be done, has been done.

    When folk are new to cleansing, they get scared when they feel worse. I agree – it’s insane that you have to make yourself sick to make yourself well. It’s not fun. So don’t feel like you’re all alone. You are not the only person who feels like they are getting worse when you start cleansing. Truth is, if you are full of the germs, bacteria, and parasites which you hope these herbs will reach, you’re going to need to take a break if it actually works. If you kill all those things at once, it’s gonna make you feel tired, and removal systems will take over like a sudden runny nose and a need for sleep. Always prepare to rest when you cleanse. When you are well enough to do a round without hardly a reaction, you are cleansed.

    Just remember cleansing is gross and cleansing is harrowing. You gotta remove all the gunk you got into over the entire course of your life. Ever get into any gunk? Of course you have. Well, as far as gunk goes, it’s never as fun to get it out, as it was putting it in, so realize that you are paying for all that fun you had way back when you were feeling great. So hang in there. If you’re feeling terrible during your cleanse, you’re probably on the right track.

    Everything that gives us pleasure also gives us pain to measure it by.

    The Residents
  • Human Over-Response

    Human Over-Response

    When people are frightened, they employ methods that are more of a fear response than scientific. For instance, when the schools reopened this fall, my child returned home at the end of the day exhausted from breathing the chemicals the school is using to disinfect with. On top of it, other students bring personal disinfectant sprays into the lunch room, creating all kinds of strange unknown and unregulated chemistry in my child’s breathing space. These chemicals may be useful for cleaning surfaces, but everyone knows they are harmful when ingested or inhaled.

    If they would only stop to think, they may realize that since COVID is a respiratory illness, the last thing we should be doing is confining ourselves all winter in rooms fuming with cleaning solvents, ammonia, and bleach. This is the worst time to attack our air space. Ironic that the world reaches for toxic chemicals just when we need our lungs the most.

    There are healthy food grade alternatives to disinfecting surfaces. Good old vinegar is one. 100-proof vodka is another. CDC prefers simple soap and water, no harsh chemicals required.

    COVID will do damage, but I bet Human Over-Response will do more. Hundreds of thousands of patients died on ventilators before medical staff learned a more balanced approach on how to help COVID patients.

    Today the NPR news report said that studies show a strong immune response in post-recovery COVID patients. The study went for only 6 months, but they said immunity could last 10 years or lifetime. That’s the best news I’ve heard since the outbreak.

    Many people will get the COVID vaccine for their family, and I hope all that works well for them. I believe everyone should be comfortable with their form of health care, I don’t judge, because we are all in this together. I believe this new shot is a double-dose vaccine that may need a booster at some unknown time in the future. Should you decide to vaccinate, you would have to stay ahead of your annual booster shots or risk catching COVID when you are older.

    The representative from Moderna said some of the 11 patients studied had side effects that were flu-like symptoms. So you might get sick enough to stay in bed a few days, but nothing near as serious as covid. He also said it will be as safe as any flu shot you already get every year.

    Something to think about, though: Prescription drugs, when taken correctly, are already the 4th leading cause of death in the USA. Vaccines harm a very small percentage of the inoculated population, so there are risks if you do or do not take them.

    Everything has a variable percentage of risk. In my opinion none are more or less risky. It’s randomly equal because life is strange and non-linear that way. People just need to do what gets them through the mayhem to ease their mind. Superstitions are good for this sort of thing. Religion another. Spiritualism, enrichment, enlightenment… just a little less toxic spray cleansers in our air space, please.

  • The Chemical Reaction

    The Chemical Reaction

    Many people are turning to bleach, disinfectant, and sanitizers these days. It’s obviously not safe to drink or inject into the bloodstream, but did you know that it’s not safe for use at all?

    I understand your objection. After all, essential public places such as grocery stores have increased their disinfecting practices in response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Some people even sanitize their groceries before bringing them into the house.

    People are more wiling to tolerate toxic chemicals than bacteria/viruses.

    However, Hulda Clark warned us that the human immune system developed over the millennia to deal with germs, but modern chemicals have only been in our lives in the past 100 years. Our bodies have no way to kill these toxins because they are not alive like parasites, bacteria, and viruses. Our bodies can only slowly metabolize toxic chemicals. When exposure to these toxins is every day, it becomes an accumulating load for the immune system to deal with.

    Petroleum, isopropyl alcohol, and bluing agents such as methylene blue and phosphorus found in common laundry bleach are top of the list. Laundry bleach has a ton of stuff in it for making white laundry brighter. You don’t need your laundry to glow under a UV black light from these radioactive additives. You don’t need to disinfect indoor spaces with laundry bleach. And you certainly do not need laundry bleach for treating drinking water!

    Boost the immune system. Don’t pollute it!

    The last thing your immune system needs at this time is a chemical pollutant. It is an unnecessary burden your body can do without. It’s effective at killing, not just germs. You, too.

    Hulda Clark‘s books taught me how to take care of my health at home. She gave me confidence when I had no one to turn to for advice. Now that I’m the elder in my family, I know I can respond in a caring and effective manner. Hulda Clark published recipes for natural body products, cosmetics, and household cleaning supplies. She recommended vodka as santizer and vitamin C for sun protection.

    Self health is not only about responding to illness. It is about maintaining health and living a preventive lifestyle with a healthy diet, exercise, sleep, joy, and gratitude. It’s a never ending process of avoiding the toxic stuff and letting in only the purest nourishment for life to bloom all around you.

    Replace toxic chemicals with a Clark Zapper. Use it every day until you are satisfied with your health, then use it preventively once a week. It’s a little miracle machine that microorganisms hate. You don’t feel a thing, but the germs do.

    Read, zap, and be well.

  • Got Allergies? Help Is Here!

    Got Allergies? Help Is Here!

    The Pollenpocalypse is here. Everything is yellow outside. The pollen count is off the charts this year due to the warmer than usual weather. The last few springs have been at summer temperatures generating more particles than usual into the air we breathe. It’s like nature hates us or something. But what to do? What to do?

    First I wonder, why do some people get wiped out by allergies, while others seem unaffected? The clue to the answer must be there. I would dare say it is the load on their immune system that is the difference between the two. It’s what I call a gunk problem. If your liver and kidneys are all full of gunk, or if you have a constant source of mold in your life, whether it’s processed foods or bad living/sleeping space, it is likely your lifestyle is the cause of it all.

    People take a lot of showers and bathe regularly, but forget to cleanse on the inside. Us modern folk get into all sorts of trouble. Pollution, chemicals, junk food, sex, drugs, rock and roll. You know who you are. There are so many different ways to gunk up your immune system it would be nearly impossible to list them all… but I bet if you are having massive allergy attacks you could benefit from cleansing and boosting your immune system.

    When nature is your enemy, your immune system is your friend. Take good care of it. Give it a name. I call mine Judy. Feed it. Give it plenty of rest. Stop being mean to it. You be nice to it, it will be nice to you. Thank you, Judy.

    Okay, the past is the past and whatever abuse you served your immunity, you can take baby steps every day out of those bad habits and get into some good ones. You may wonder what to do first, and I’d suggest that instead of doing anything, let’s first do the difficult thing and NOT do something that we already know is bad for us. Stop doing anything that you know is bad for you. Stop eating at the drive through window, stop smoking cigarettes, get all the toxic stuff out of your inside living space. Store toxic paints, cleaners, solvents, and any chemical you would not eat, in a separate building like a garage or shed, not where you live and breathe. That stuff adds up over time. It’s all part of the clean up.

    Changing your bad habits will be the most difficult part of this process. Luckily you have the internet and youtube to find new ways to achieve better ways of doing things and online forums and groups who are on similar journeys. Learn to cook from scratch once in a while. Learn to eat better. Be someone who likes to learn, and enjoy the adventure. Even better, find a friend and change your habits together as a support team.

    Dr. Hulda Clark’s Herbal Parasite Cleanse and Parasite Zapper is a great start. It is suggested to start there, then move on to the Kidney Cleanse and Liver Cleanse to flush everything out of your system.

    Changing your nasty habits is important, or you will simply continue to pollute and get all gunked up. The idea is to have such a strong immune system that you reduce your allergies or be rid of them completely. You eventually want to be like the people who seem unaffected by it all and enjoy your life like they do.

    Immunotherapy, otherwise known as allergy shots, freak me out as an option because they actually make you stop reacting to pollen over time by suppressing your immune system. I want to boost my immune system, not suppress it. I’d rather avoid drugs and medications that add to the problem as they process through my liver and immune system. Basically, I would rather remove as much gunk as possible, not add any more to the problem.

    Allergies are difficult to fight. You have to cleanse the body of all the past gunk it has gotten into. The gunk is slowing your immune system down so it cannot do its job. Clean out the gunk and there’s a good chance you will feel better. Stop putting the gunk in to stay feeling even better. It took time to accumulate enough gunk to get allergies, it will take time to clean out all that gunk.

    Dr. Hulda Clark wrote about boosting the immune system using these cleanses in her book titled, “The Cure For All Diseases“. It was Dr. Clark’s belief that a healthy immune system keeps us well, so she wrote many methods of caring for the immune system. This book has ideas and methods to care for a person from head to toe. The section on allergies is very useful, concise and easy to follow.

    Dr. Clark’s book is a great health resource for new parents and anyone who is interested in natural health. There is also the free Day Book you can download now with all the clean ups and herbal recipes for you to follow day by day so it’s easy to do. For more information check out: HuldaClark.com.

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  • Ticks Suck!

    Ticks Suck

    It’s been a crazy year for ticks. Everyone I know that lives on the east coast are talking about how many ticks they have already encountered. Dog owners especially have had to remove several from their pets, and it’s only spring! Kids love to get out and run through the tall grass, roll around on lawns, and climb trees, but parents are afraid they’ll get ticks, so what to do?

    I don’t like the idea of spraying my child everyday with poisons like DEET. I mean, I’m trying to protect them from ticks, but I don’t want to put toxic chemicals on their skin either. My family found a great all natural tick repellent formula using white vinegar and essential oil of peppermint.

    I also found a few tick removal tools for sale. I found a spring action Coghlan’s Tick Remover claw tweezers in a camping store, and the spoon shaped Ticked Off tick removal tool I found in the pet isle at the grocery store. I got one for our pet, and one for our family.

    So far only the dog and I have picked up a tick. I was unlucky enough to have found a teeny weeny deer tick on my chest the morning after stacking up some fire wood. I had the tell tale bulls eye ring form around the bite, and I was sick with migraine and flu like symptoms for over a week. I zapped and got better. I made a short video about my tick experience to share with others what worked for me.

    I have read a lot of testimonials about people with Lyme Disease who zapped and found relief, so I was glad to have a Hulda Clark Zapper. I didn’t have a tick removal tool then, so it inspired me to buy several. Our regular tweezers really didn’t work well when I tried to remove my tick. I like the spoon shaped one that has a groove that slits the spoon down the middle, and suggest everyone to keep one on hand, just in case.

    I suggest if you are in an area known for having ticks, carry a tick removal tool with you because getting the tick out as soon as possible is very important. Getting the tick out intact is just as important, so the spoon tool does the trick applying even pressure lifting the tick up and away from the body.

    The idea of having such an evil parasite oozing deadly bacteria into our body really freaks me out. I’m a health nut, and I don’t want my child or family suffering needlessly. These tick removal tools are cheap, and the best insurance I could have on getting those suckers safely out of our life if we have the misfortune of finding them during our travels into the great outdoors. I hope to never need it, but if I do, I’ll be glad I have it.

  • How to stay looking young and feeling great.


    I just turned 50 years old end of May 2014. Lots of my friends have asked me how I stay looking so young. For one, I’m motivated by love. I want to love my wife, daughter, family, and friends for as long as I can. Because I want to live a long life expressing my love for these people, I do everything I can to extend my life. I take care of my mind, body, and soul by eating organic non-GMO foods. I do my best to avoid city water systems with chlorine and flouride. I like to get out for walks to breathe in fresh air. I like to get plenty of exercise by having fun instead of going to a gym. I’d rather chase kids around the yard than be inside a stuffy sweaty gym. I practice playing my guitar and making music with my family. We play together every Sunday in case we have forgotten to do so during the busy week. I also zap a lot, which I believe to be my personal secret of the universe.

    Turning 50 was a big deal for me. When I was a Junior in High School I had a big accident on one of those large 3 wheel motor bikes and smashed myself up pretty bad. I had three vertebral subluxations in my spine and had torn all the ligaments in my right arm. I spent nearly a year in a back brace to help me heal. The Osteopath doctor told me that the massive damage I had due to my spinal injury, I may never live to see my 50th birthday. Because of this scare, I found myself obsessed with health. I started out with my own form of rehab by carefully playing my drum set. Slowly I got my arm to work again, and my back to have movement. I saw a chiropractor for years every other day to help me stay in line. I learned to eat well, get plenty of rest, and to appreciate every day of my life as if it may be my last. My accident gave me perspective on how fragile life can be.

    I did a lot of reading then, since I couldn’t do much else. There is a bit of wisdom I learned from Benjamin Hoff and his book, The Tao Of Pooh: ‘One disease, long life; no disease, short life.’  A weakness can do you a big favor, if you acknowledge it. By approaching all things in life so as to find the strength and benefit, one can always come out on top. Every situation has an advantage. Find the advantage and live life well. I see every problem as a chance to discover a solution. In this way I turn problems into a game and make it child’s play. (Add a little mischief, and it can even be fun). Try not to take things so seriously that it ruins your good time. Spend as much time doing the things you love in life, follow your heart, and be motivated by that love.

  • NSF Bleach for Drinking Water

    Corlox the Bleach Monster

     

    Laundry bleach is not intended to treat drinking water. If you have a well or pump house, be sure to find a source for American National Standards Institute/National Sanitation Foundation (ANSI/NSF) Standard 60 certified drinking water treatment chemicals. Pool supply stores often have NSF Standard 60 Chlorine Bleach and non-chlorine water treatment chemicals. The NSF Standard 60 Chlorine Bleach does not foam up in pools because it’s pure sodium hypochlorite without the added chemicals found in most laundry bleaches. Laundry bleaches can have added chemical whiteners such as phosphorus which is radio active, so you don’t want to be drinking that! Other issues with laundry bleach are chemicals like Methylene Blue, Bromate, Perchlorate, and Chlorate, all known to be toxic or major carcinogens. Never use scented laundry bleach to treat water even in emergency situations, it’s toxic.

    With municipal water treatment, using NSF Standard 60 is the law, but many do not know the law. It could be that up to 50% of local water systems still use household bleach brands not knowing that not all bleach products are the same. Laundry bleach is not pure bleach, so be sure to look for the NSF logo found on the back of the bottle. Hopefully the pump house in your area is aware and using the proper water treatment chemicals. If you have city water, phone them up and ask what brand they use, and if it is rated NSF Standard 60. Once aware of the concerns, most will adhere to proper procedure. The proper bleach does not cost any more, so it’s all a matter of finding a source and using the pure product to disinfect your drinking water.

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